Saturday, June 15, 2013

Please could you direct me to the foolish!

I have been thinking about blogging a bit lately -mainly that I have one that is looking like one of those frowny clown paintings you see in second hand shops due to all the recent neglect, which leads to bizarre feelings of guilt sometime around 1.30 in the morning. This is probably not a time when I am thinking my most clearly, although it is when my imagination is at its most rampant (a reason why I have stopped watching horror movies). For example, it is around this time that I decide I am going to learn French and amaze people with my ability to rant in another language (to be honest, I probably don't need to learn how to ask where the post office is to do this. However it is usually 1.30 in the morning at this point and in addition to my heightened ability to hear a hockey mask wearing lunatic stepping on a small twig in the back yard I also tend to overlook the reasonable-ness of things. In this case it would involve yelling a request to be directed to the post office in an angry way with perhaps some hand gestures thrown in. I would then hope that A) they don't speak French so I can convince them that I have just told them off in a very chic way, and B) they are foolish enough to believe that I have acquired this skill at 1.30 in the morning. Now, due to an unhealthy habit of pinteresting before bed, I have devised a fairly extensive list of things that I would like to do with some vague hopes of posting the progress on this blog (also done at 1.30 in the morning with no thought as to how much free time I actually have to achieve these goals).